This turned up in an email newsletter for TV promotions types. Not exactly politically correct, I suppose, but entertaining nonetheless.

Useful Phrases For Backpackers In The Middle East

1. Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan
   Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

2. Khrel, Jepaheh Maneh Va Jayeii Amrikahey
   I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies
   traveling as reporters.

3. Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram
   The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

4. Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar
   I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart.

5. Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban
   The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.

6. Howmaeh Fekr Tamomeh Oeh Gorteh Bande
   I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.

7. Balli, Balli, Balli
   Whatever you say.

8. Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti
   It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

9. Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma
   If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.